BALLS, what about them?

Let’s Talk Balls: Why Men’s Intimate Hygiene Needs More Attention

Picture a bus stop in the scorching summer heat of a bustling Indian city. The scene is familiar: professionals rushing to work, students glued to their phones, school kids laughing in uniforms… and then there's that guy — unbothered, unabashed — fiddling with his crotch like it’s no big deal.

You’ve probably heard (or said) things like:

“Ugh, men are so unhygienic!”“Did he seriously just scratch himself in public?”“Boys, please… just try a little self-care?”

If you haven’t encountered this in real life, congratulations — you’ve been living under a rock.

Let’s address the elephant in the room — or more accurately, the monkey in the pants. Reddit has a stat floating around that men touch their crotch 23 to 30 times a day. Whether it's readjusting, scratching, or just habit — it begs the question: why does male intimate hygiene often fall by the wayside?

The truth is, personal hygiene and grooming have long been overlooked by men — often due to lack of awareness, outdated ideas of masculinity, or sheer laziness. But that’s changing. And thank god for that.

Thanks to evolving lifestyle trends, bold marketing, and open conversations, intimate grooming is finally becoming part of the male self-care narrative. And it’s about time.

At THE SHAVEMSTER, we’re big believers in the mantra: SHAVE NO STUBBLE.

Why You Need to Care About Intimate Hygiene

Let’s start with the “why” before the “how.” Neglecting hygiene in your most sensitive region can lead to a bunch of issues — and none of them are fun. Here's what you're risking:

1. Bad Odour

Sweat, bacteria, and tight underwear — the perfect storm. If your privates smell like they’ve run a marathon without showering for a week, it’s probably time to revisit your hygiene routine.

2. Itching & Discomfort

Sweaty innerwear, overgrown hair, or cheap fabric can lead to relentless itching. And yes, we can all see when you’re scratching down there. It's not subtle.

3. Infections

Skin infections like jock itch, yeast infections, or even eczema and psoriasis often stem from neglect. Athletes, gym-goers, and those in humid climates are especially at risk.

4. Sexual Health Issues

Poor hygiene can lead to infections — some of which can be sexually transmitted. If that’s not a motivator, we don’t know what is.

5. Intimacy Troubles

Bad smell, discomfort, or visible signs of poor hygiene can kill the mood. Fast.

6. Mental Health

How you groom can impact how you feel about yourself. Poor hygiene often affects confidence, body image, and can even lead to anxiety or depression.

Best Practices: How to Stay Clean Down There

As our brand ambassador, Milind Soman, puts it: “Give your balls the respect they deserve.”

Here’s what that looks like in real life:

• Clean your intimate areas daily with mild, pH-balanced products

• Keep the area dry and breathable — moisture is bacteria’s best friend

• Trim regularly using safe, skin-friendly tools

• Watch for signs of discomfort or infection, and don’t hesitate to seek medical advice

• Use deodorising gels or colognes made for intimate areas

• Avoid cheap soaps, talcum powders, or harsh chemicals

Tools of the Trade: What Should You Use?

Let’s face it — not all grooming tools are created equal. Here’s a quick breakdown:

❌ Razors

They’re sharp, they’re scary, and one slip can lead to disaster (and bleeding). Also, shaving causes ingrown hairs and irritation.

❌ Waxing

Effective, yes. Pleasant, absolutely not. It’s painful, can cause burns, and isn’t ideal for sensitive skin.

❌ Scissors

Old-school and risky. Precision is tough, and accidents are… well, unforgettable.

The Right Products for Long-Term Hygiene

What else should be part of your hygiene arsenal?

✅ Intimate Wash

Cleans off sweat, bacteria, and residues without disrupting your pH balance. Look for natural, chemical-free options.

✅ Cologne Gel or Deodorising Moisturiser

Keeps your privates fresh, dry, and smelling clean all day. Bonus: it prevents chafing in high-friction zones like thighs and underarms.

⚠️ Powder

Talc-free powders help absorb moisture but may leave white marks and wear off fast in hot weather.

⚠️ Wet Wipes

Great for a quick cleanup, especially after workouts. Just avoid alcohol or fragrance-heavy versions.

⚠️ Exfoliating Scrubs

Good for removing dead skin, but overuse can irritate delicate areas. Stick to once a week.

Final Thoughts

Your intimate hygiene is as important as brushing your teeth or washing your face. In fact, it’s more personal. Prioritising care for your privates isn’t just about cleanliness — it’s about self-respect, confidence, and health.

So, whether you call it manscaping, ballscaping, or just good ol’ self-care — start owning it. And if you’re looking for safe, effective HELP to begin your journey, CALL THE SHAVEMSTRE 407-494-7425